Milking cows in Los Angeles

I just wanted Milly to know I milked my share of cows while I was in LA.

It was kind of funny. They had two pretty milk maids there with the cow and I asked if I could take a picture and I think they were used to being in the photo with all the geeky techies gawking at them. I asked if they’d back away as I wanted a clear shot of this bovine darling.

The milk maids looked stunned and speechless as I grabbed onto the appropriate appendages and started squeezing.

You can take the boy off the farm but not the farm out of the boy.